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The Top 14 Things Heard Backstage
at a Recent Paul McCartney Concert
14> "I'm sorry, only venti pass holders are allowed backstage."
13> "It's time for Sir Paul to go on stage, Doc."
"Thanks. Okay, everyone -- CLEAR!!"
12> "It was just some crank caller offering to take part in a
reunion tour. I hung up on him since I knew there wasn't
anyone in Wings named 'Bingo' or 'Dingo' or whatever."
11> "MEDIC!"
10> "His doctors can't seem to identify it, so they're calling it
a 'magical mystery sore.'"
9> "There appears to be an octopus' garden growing from inside
Paul's ears."
8> "OK, boys, I just checked Paul's room. Matlock's starting
closing arguments, so be ready to go on in five minutes."
7> "If I understood the new lyrics correctly, you should probably
rename it 'Silly *Loathe* Songs.'"
6> "Y'know, if John were alive to see Paul's new album selling
at Starbucks, he'd probably shoot *himself*."
5> "Michael Jackson called and said he'll give you the library
back if you'll pay off all those meddling kids' parents!"
4> "Have Ringo bring the limo around."
3> "When I said I wanted no caffeine and lots of foam, they
handed me this CD."
2> "What is the sound of one leg dancing?"
and the Number 1 Thing Heard
Backstage at a Recent Paul McCartney Concert...
1> "Yoko, you grizzly old bitch! How *are* you, dear?"
lol! wow! that's priceless!